Ed McMahon: "And now, Carnac the Magnificent will magically discern the answer from the sealed envelope, and then read us the question."

Carnac the Magnificent: "When adoptees in Pennsylvania get their original birth certificates."

Ed McMahon (whispering in hushed respect, like a good second banana): "When adoptees in Pennsylvania get their original birth certificates."

[whsssst, whoof!] (Carnac tears open the end of the envelope, blows into it, pulls out the paper and reads):

"How will we know when hell has frozen over?"

Ed McMahon: "ASSSS-tonishing! Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho... "